Down On Creation

I’ve collected all of my travel writings here. I’ve written up three of my overseas travels so far: if all goes well there should be two more on the way. Fingers crossed!


Australia 2018
Southern Crossings

Prologue/Rationale
In which I explain why I’m doing this again, after having bored everyone with one about Europe.


Sydney/NSW

Day 1
In which the journey begins and I discover the joys of BABA GHANOUSH

Day 2
In which the girls look into a mine and we get hit by typhoon winds… down under.

Day 3
In which we have trouble finding fireworks after four tragically becomes three.

Day 4
In which my friends freeze in another city while I do something infinitely more pleasant.

Day 5
In which a French phrase brilliantly describes two HKers’ Australian day out.


Melbourne

Intermission
In which I stay at home.


Queensland

Day 6
In which three becomes two becomes one, and I visit a very boring place.

Day 7
In which I go to a theme park and have the best time of my life… somewhere else.

Day 8
In which I jump out of the frying pan and into the fire. Also, I complain about rain a lot.

Day 9
In which I go to a beach by the river and decide I quite like Brisbane after all.

Day 10
In which I spend a day at a mountain with a very cute name, and then go home to freeze.


Epilogue
In which I quote a bit of Coldplay.


Central Europe 2019
To the Heart of Europe

Prologue/Rationale
In which I lay out the groundwork for this vanity project.


Munich and Bavaria

Day 1
In which we arrive in Munich and I engage in a shouting match with an American.

Day 2
In which I explore the old city and experience a rather bad case of self-doubt.

Day 3
In which we explore rural Bavaria and all our childhood dreams come true.


Prague

Day 4
In which we travel to Prague and Dennis expresses his admiration for certain girls.

Day 5
In which we explore Prague together and Dennis continues to express his admiration for certain girls.

Day 6
In which we move to Berlin, but not before geeking out over lifts.


Berlin

Day 7
In which we explore West Berlin and I discover that I would make a passable spy.

Day 8
In which we explore East Berlin and spend a very long time looking for burritos.

Day 9
In which the other boys discover the horrifying truth about German holidays and we go home.


Epilogue
In which I try to wrap things up.


Europe 2023
Resumption of Play

Prologue/Rationale
In which I threaten to torture my readers once more.


Vienna/Bratislava

Day 1
In which we fly to Europe and I am excited by Catholicism.

Day 2
In which Charmaine and I discuss the merits of Vienna, while Dennis waves his arms about awkwardly.

Day 3
In which Dennis and I head off to a foreign land, and are shunned by our fellow citizens.

Day 4
In which a day is not really a day, and I am mostly alone.


(the road to) Hamburg

Night 4
In which we take a night train and I do not interact with my fellow passengers.

Day 5
In which I see a lot of little people and almost lost my hat twice.

Day 6
In which I find the Beatles and we go across vast stretches of water.


Copenhagen

Day 7
In which Charmaine has a change of character and we enter (a) paradise.

Day 8
In which I REALLY should have washed my hands, while Dennis is pursued by three Moroccans.

Day 9
In which I go on a walking tour of Copenhagen’s various benches before we fly home.


Epilogue
In which I attempt to summarise eloquently a trip I can barely remember now.